The Socialized Christmas Craptacular!
The Socialized Christmas Craptacular kicks off on Wednesday, December 9th at the El Rio & Friday, December 18th at the Abbey Tavern!
A two night extravaganza, the 1st Annual Socialized Christmas Craptacular is a long standing Christmas tradition that your cool drunk uncle would have shown up to if only he knew about it back in the day.
Too much egg nog? Not a problem! There is no egg nog allowed at the Craptacular.
Too sober? Not a problem! Booze flows like a whiskey-polluted mountain stream at The Christmas Craptacular.
No woman? Not a problem! Women fall from the sky like drunken snowflakes at the Socialized Christmas Craptacular.
December 9th at El Rio will feature The Real, Headslide, & Socialized. There are no toys for the children because there are no children allowed. It’s a bar, people. Screw the mistletoe. Bring on the dancing girls!
December 18th at Abbey Tavern features trapeze artists and a drinking bear that wears a hat. Socialized will also be playing and there will be booze you can pay for and free walks home for all!
Don’t miss the festivities this year like you did last year. Don’t be the only one left out of the party! Grab your boots and that dopey hat that you like and join us for an evening of slack! We promise that your uncle will not be there.